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If your just thinking of setting a bomb at a woman's clinic or really going to do it you should do one or more of the following.


  1. Take a gun and shoot yourself.
  2. Grab a grenade, pull the pin, then shove it up your back side.
  3. Jump from a really tall building.
  4. Lay on the tracks of an on coming train.
  5. Go back in time and talk your mother into having an abortion.
  6. Leap into a active volcano.
  7. Get on a plane to Baghdad, once in town tell everyone you meet your there to pick the next cruise missile targets.
  8. Talk about your plans to blow up a clinic in front of me.

How ever you do it, just take your spam sucking, white trash, simple, mind of a sheep, creepy, never been laid, punk azz out of the gene pool.

Why should you? Well come judgement day the Lord God will take you and hand you personally to the Devil just for planning such an atrocity. And once the devil has you. I mean that literally cause he will have you. He'll pass you around to all of his demons till they have all worn your punk butt out. Then God will restore you and your sore butt, just so the Devil can start it all over again. So do yourself a favor and just die. People had abortions in the time of Jesus. If it was a big deal to him don't you think he would have mentioned them. I mean by name, and not some parable double talk. So don't give me any interpretation crap.

If you have a problem with any of this, you must be the type that likes to hurt women so don't write me, don't look at me, you'll just piss off.


Dassin Ordwell, Master of the Lair


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