How things would be different if Microsoft were headquartered in the South

a special thanks to Pflirp for sending me this funny

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders Winders 95

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle

3 Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw"
for the rest of us ahhh right= yes, naw = no

for the rest of us ahhh right= yes, naw = no

4. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling banjos

5. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse

6. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"

7. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart

8. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"

9. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"

10. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word

11. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"

12. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am

13. Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver!! mmmmm Daisy!!!

14. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire

15. Speadsheet software would include examples of how to inventory dead cars in your front yard dat's some cars we got dar ma!

16. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator

17. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates

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